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I am:
A woman
I see:
Women
,
Men
* Looking for a Partner in Crime (Must Appreciate Terrible Puns)
Are you the peanut butter to my… questionable life decisions The yin to my
“did I really just say that out loud” I’m on the hunt for someone who enjoys
long walks to the fridge, laughing at jokes that should probably stay inside
thoughts, and engaging in *extremely serious* debates about whether tacos are
sandwiches.
I bring to the table:
* A sparkling personality (results may vary in dim lighting)
* A PhD in awkward flirting
* The ability to turn literally anything into a mildly inappropriate innuendo
You bring:
* A sense of humor (mandatory, non-refundable)
* The willingness to pretend my jokes are funny (or at least audibly sigh)
* A knack for playful banter and maybe a dash of mischief
Let’s skip the small talk and jump straight into exchanging terrible pickup
lines and seeing who cracks first. If you can out-pun me, I’ll be impressed…
and slightly intimidated.
Reply with your best (or worst) innuendo. Bonus points if it makes me laugh
*and* question your life choices.
No actual crimes will be committed… unless stealing hearts
counts.
incalls preferred. 10$ deposit on cash app before visit, or 50$ extra cash
upon arrival.
prices non negotiable.
209-647-9737
VERIFIED?
Thu 23 Apr 2026 21:34 PM
- Age: 28
- Location: Stockton, Manteca, lathrop, Lodi, galt etc
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