NO DEPOSITS๐ฆAVAILABLE NOW๐ฆLONGVIEW/KELSO AREA๐ฆVIDEOS 4 SALE๐ฆI ACCEPT TRADES AND GIFT CARDS๐ฆINCALL/OUTCALL/CAR DATE๐ฆMATURE๐ฆSEXY๐ฆ36DD๐ฆYOUR OWN PERSONAL HEAD DOCTOR๐ฆ
I have incall available during the day and late at night as well. I'm also down
to do outcalls and I have traveled all the way to Olympia, Yelm, Centralia,
Woodland, Battleground and of course I get down to Portland every week or so.
If you'd like to make an appointment I'm sure I can accommodate you no matter
what the situation. I don't ask for a deposit and I don't recommend anybody pay
a deposit, there are simply too many rip off artists out there these days
chances are you're not going to get your money back. I can usually see you
within an hour from the time you contact me. If I'm busy or I don't answer
right away keep trying. If i see your call or text and it's been more than an
hour or two from the time of your contact i usually don't respond. Just in case
you're no longer able to chat or respond and i dont like to get anyone in
trouble. So if it's been over 2 hours and I haven't responded please hit me up
again. I promise you you wont be bothering me. Oh!! Just an FYI.... Im a mature
yet stIill sexywoman who through good genetics and personal care for my
appearance continue to look way above average when compared to other
women my age. I'm highly experienced and have worked part/time in the
profession now for almost 13 years!! Time sure flies...but onethings for sure..
I've got skills that younger providers wont have for decades!!!! Want to know
what I'm really really really good at Well they don't call me a Head Dr. for
nothing!! Its my all time special skill and I've been practicing diligently for
almost 4 decades. It's just something I've always loved to do and they say
that Practice makes perfect... lol so if you want to find out for yourself what
Top Shelf really means or if you're just not sure you've ever really had it
good
I mean think about it, if you never experienced anything but average or
cut-rate
well then spending time with me will put you right as rain and you'll
definitely
have a new scale by which to measure this particular talent!. Its time you
should
come see me and get up to date on what you never knew you were missing!!
Yes yes I do toot my own horn... actually I toot all kinds of horns haha... I
Really
am that FuโฌkIN@ good!!!!!!!!
If you're in a hurry just scan down to skip my intro and go straight to my
prices.
Many Providers can be Vague online so you have to guess as to what's being
offered. First of all Im experienced, I'm skilled and my prices reflect my
prowess in
this area. My prices are listed so you can see everything upfront. If you'd
like to
ask questions regarding my VIP pricing just message me and ask! No B.S. or
Vague
descriptions, you'll only find simplicity and transparency here I promise!! No
hoops
to jump through and no scheduling acrobatics necessary just to make an appt...
So that's about it. I'm ready when you are...it's now up to you to get in
touch with
me so we can make it happen ..... If my post is fresh and close to the top of
the list
that means I'm available now and I'm only a message away!!
๐๐๐ PRICES๐๐๐
QUICK VISIT - $150
HALF HOUR - $200
45 MINUTES - $250
FULL HOUR - $300
90 MINUTES -$400
2 HOURS - $500
๐๐๐VIP PRICES๐๐๐
HALH HOUR -$300
45 MINUTES - $350
FULL HOUR - $400
90 MINUTES - $600
2 HOURS - $700
**THERE IS NO QV VIP - SORRY
**CAR DATES ARE CONSIDERED
A QV and car dates are priced at $150
Hope to see you soon, reach out and make an appt.
Ciao for now ...Miss Stormi
****TRADE AND VIDEO INFORMATION:
If you can't get out to play right now but want to have some fun anyhow
...well I sell videos that mainly showcase what I'm really really good at!! I
sell 4 videos for $25. Payable via Cashapp, Venmo or Zelle. You can also
purchase a Visa gift card for $25 then simply take a picture of both the front
and back of the card ( scratch it for me please!). Also please have Messenger,
SnapChat, Whatsapp, or send me your email so i can easily send you the Videos.
I can try first to send them to you via text but depending on your text app you
may or may not be able to get them that way. I send the videos within minutes
of receiving payment.
Also as you may have noticed in the title of my ad I take things for trade. Im
going to add a list at the end of this post highlighting some of the specific
things Im looking for. I just thought that with the economy so awful maybe it
would be a help to some of you to offer trade rather than cash, or maybe part
trade part cash..And the items I'm listing I'm planning to purchase anyhow so
if you have something on my list just laying around well it might help you fund
your hobby and we will both end up very happy!! Im generous with my time when I
trade and if it's something that's expensive well I'll offer seversl hours of
time, VIP time, or you can break it up as you see fit.
*****ITEMS CONSIDERED FOR TRADE *****
โข Samsung Phones - NOTE 20 ULTRA 5G, OR Galaxy S24 ultra 5g.
โข Ipad Air 5TH generation or newer.
โข E-bike or small moped.
โข large tankless Instant Hot water.
โข A Dentist!! I know there has to be some of you out there !! lol
โข Gaming laptop or PC that I could play World of Warcraft
โข TIRES FOR MY RV and my F150
โขPower Station like the Jackery type
โขGenerators of all types
โขSmall gas powered or good electric Chainsaw.
*Newer very good Radar Detector.
*aluminum frame mountain backpacks. Good quality heavy duty packs.
*Arrows and targets for compound bow. ( I have the bow already but others are
welcome)
*Crossbow or similar weapon type
*Easy to use drone with good connectivity and good video
*Good set of 2 or more Long Range Walkie Talkies
*Set of Blades such as throwing knives, bowie knife, hunting knives,
switchblades, and other types of survival knives even good pocket knives.
*3 or 4 person pop up tent.
โขSolar powered recharger for phones, batteries and other small electronics.
The good ones retail for $200 plus.
*4 or 5 large rolls of pallet wrap
*Led lighting for 12volt system
*new ladder for the back of my Rv
โขRv tires rated at least G.
*50 square yards of nice plush carpet preferably not white. Lol
*Someone to do light body work on my Rv and to take out a scrape on my F150
*Tailgate for 2010 F150 thats in good shape
*Shoes and Pads for my 2010 F150 as well as a tune up ( plugs) and oil change.
I'll purchase the parts you just need to have a place to do the work. I can't
have it done where I'm at
*Sun Tan Bed
*Good large Sound Bar for my 60 Samsung TV. Or a good stereo system that
doesn't take up a lot of room.
*Top of the line Bluetooth Speakers such as Jbl party box lineup or jbl
extreme, turtlebox has several nice speakers, Sony X-series, Bose, Harmon and
Kardon Aura or studio series. Basically a good Bluetooth speaker starts at
about $300 and up
โขI need some really good area rugs. Again not the type you find at Fred Meyer
or Walmart but the really well made ones and they aren't cheap but I don't mind
if they are used as long as they are in good shape. I need sizes 5x7 6x8 3x4
2x3 and even round will work in 3 and 4 ft sizes.
Please take photos of what you have to send along with your first message. I
can't tell if what you have is what I want to consider for trade unless I have
info and pictures. I'm just going to ask you to send me that before we proceed
so you might as well do this initially. Also I'm not going to trade based on
the new retail price of your items. The whole thing about me accepting trade is
that its a good deal for me in lieu of cash. If I give you retail exchange id
just as soon have the cash to buy it myself. I'm doing this to help out those
of you who because of our shit economy don't have the extra play money you did
in past years. Also it gives me a good deal and saves me some cash on buying
new or even used.
Here is the general breakdown of how I'll come up with trade offers. If what
you have is brand new I'll generally offer 60% of the retail price. Most things
for sale in the retail market at various times go on sale for between 20% to
40% off the standard retail price. Although there are some items that rarely if
ever go on sale and I can concede this although its rare and for those items
I'll offer up to 75% of retail. We can also look up your items to see what they
are currently selling for. For used items I'll generally offer 40% to 50% of
retail price. If you're not sure it won't hurt to ask me and see what I'll
trade. This is also why most of the things I'm trading for are expensive. Say
you paid $600 for something thats used a few years ago
I may offer you anywhere from $240 to $300 in trade. Items that are $200 or
less when you purchased them would barely cover a quick visit. Although to be
fair I can consider part cash part trade. Just know that going in unless you
have say a lot of small items say for camping gear or similsr which may add up.
Anyhow please send me photos and info and I'll get back to you thanks
